april 22nd
                                       wet hot american slutbag(dress up a la 70s summer camp i.e. tiny shorts)
                                       djs:jaime valentino, johnny love, sti_3, deutchdavid
                                       @ the jerkstore (MUST RSVP to johnnylove-at-theopaqueproject-dot-com)
                                       (p.s. free beer)